Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
(Source: alienfucks, via mommy-and-puppy-princess)
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
(Source: deaglefifty, via thebearprogrammer)