FML

My fucking fuck of a life.

thebearprogrammer:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

All the time

junglelad:

jennylewren:

swordedrose:

wickedclothes:

Wraparound Mouse Ring

This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.

I NEED TEN.

Another thing i need. 

Holy wow I want one so bad

(Source: wickedclothes, via sex-and-squeaks)

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

#FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU AAAAAAALLLLL #KITTY BARF

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

(via laughterkey)

poniesponiesevrywhere:

Discord by calonarang

thisdorkyblogthing:

note to self: STOP READING THE CREEPY SUBREDDITS LATE AT NIGHT

(via sex-and-squeaks)

bratprincess2482:

I’m crying so much right now

(Source: gleeandgleek)

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

image

what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

I knew it!

(via eli-monster)

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

(via thebearprogrammer)

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

(Source: kanyewestniall, via thebearprogrammer)

thebearprogrammer:

perkssofbeingasmallflower:

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

#yassssss

(Source: uglyfun)

positivedoodles:

requested by latobias

sir-dashing:

OK, tonight’s cooking treat…
  Indoor S’mores Dip - A camping treat without the campfire.

This recipe for S’mores dip is a good alternative to traditional s’mores making without making use of the campfire.  I used my 8-inch cast iron skillet but any baking dish would work.  You can also use a favorite chocolate bar or even peanut butter cups.  Just be careful of the skillet once it’s out of the oven, it will be hot!
It got me once but nothing serious, just a attention getter.  I was just too excited to dip the graham crackers and eat! When I first had this I thought it wouldn’t be the same as having it the traditional way, but trust me, it was just as good!

S’mores dip    Serves 2-3
Prep Time   2 min
Cook Time   8 min
Total Time   10 min

Ingredients:
 for a 8” pan, do 3/4 for a 6” one
    1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
    10-12 large marshmallows; cut in half
    Graham crackers for dipping

Instructions:

    Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.
    In a 6-8” cast iron skillet, put chocolate chips in an even layer.
    Arrange the marshmallows on top of the chocolate.
    Bake in the oven for 6-8 minutes, until marshmallows are lightly browned.
    Remove from the oven and let stand for 5 minutes.
    Serve with graham crackers for dipping.

Notes:
    Skillet will be hot!
    You may use mini marshmallows as an alternative.

Drooling

waluiqi:

"sleep is for the weak" u say. well ur right. i am a weak little baby and i need sleep

(Source: waluiqi, via bratprincess2482)