FML

My fucking fuck of a life.

his-submissive-girl:

Famous Friends quotes.

thelandofmaps:

Pangea with modern day borders [1280 x 1270]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

thelandofmaps:

Pangea with modern day borders [1280 x 1270]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

snickershine:

Boop be Doop by noctillucca

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

(via ferocious-ambrosis)

laughterkey:

perzadook:

Long story short, your face is totally fucked up and you need help.

Tell me something I didn’t know.

laughterkey:

perzadook:

Long story short, your face is totally fucked up and you need help.

Tell me something I didn’t know.

sir-dashing:

Don’t everyone like to see pussy pictures??  LOL

sir-dashing:

Don’t everyone like to see pussy pictures??  LOL

(Source: autoerotiquex, via b3hindcl0s3dd00rs)

son-of-carlin:



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!




How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?They funded engineers to death.Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

son-of-carlin:

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?
They funded engineers to death.

Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

(via eli-monster)

battybatty:

what’s weird about having a distorted body image is not knowing exactly what’s real about my body and what’s not. i have no idea what my body ACTUALLY looks like.

Thank you for this. I’ve never been able to put that into words that make sense.

(via gatherroundpiggies)

imnotmatureenoughforthis:

zanbon:

wat.

This is exactly why everyone in American government needs to be replaced. Start fresh lol

imnotmatureenoughforthis:

zanbon:

wat.

This is exactly why everyone in American government needs to be replaced. Start fresh lol

(Source: memecenterz, via inside-a-book)

vincerediem:

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

I fucking love this website.

vincerediem:

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

I fucking love this website.

(via laughterkey)

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via mommy-and-puppy-princess)